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Marissa. 16. USA. I'm not a slut, but if you give me the chance and an 8 piece bucket of chicken, I could be.


finally told my parents they’re gay

(Source: hella-420, via unhappiestcamper)


my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!

me: image

(Source: funthot, via ohmywideeyedgaze)


i saw a white boy playing an acoustic guitar on his porch so i yelled at him “play wonderwall” and he said he never heard of that song god what’s the fucking point of white boys if u can’t even make fun of them

(via seriously-youknow)


my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via eenram)



imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them

imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful 

(Source: mandaara, via mermaid--er)



so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

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